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  • #4015

    Joe Bottigliere
    Participant

    Someone left a Club hat at the turner’s meeting last night. I took it home for safe keeping. (Only because it doesn’t fit me.) If it’s yours, let me know.
    JB

  • #4016

    Charlie James
    Participant

    It’s mine! I know I wasn’t there but I often send a hat or shirt via the club drone to sit in for me…

  • #4017

    Joe Bottigliere
    Participant

    I believe there was a strand of hair on it. I’ll run a DNA test just to be sure.

  • #4020

    Charlie James
    Participant

    UUMMMM Batman! I forgot you had the club DNA machine. I might have sent it on someone else’s head but that person may have forgotten that it was my hat. I’m not saying it’s not their hat intrinsically. Perhaps someone picked up my hat and put it on their head then put it back down again? Do you have the club video of the evening?

  • #4022

    Joe Bottigliere
    Participant

    I’m examining it now you Mad Hatter. This may or may not be your hat from your head or someone else’s head having your hair or not. Now that I have narrowed it down, it’s only a matter of time until I determine just who’s hat this may or may not have been. I do know this: it was most certainly left at the Barn last night and it definitely is a hat. And I’m pretty certain it is our club logo on it.
    SO I have proven so far that you are either telling the truth or lying, Mr. James. I am already solving this case!

  • #4023

    Charlie James
    Participant

    Joe, you missed you’re calling. You shoulda been a Detective! So right now we’re at 50/50. If someone purposely took my hair off the hat and placed their’s on it. Well, I have no words for someone that would sink so low!

  • #4025
    Jim Moloney
    Jim Moloney
    Participant

    Nice try Charlie but it’s my hat, I had to take it off because the bill was interfering with my camera.

  • #4026

    Joe Bottigliere
    Participant

    Wait a minute, if it’s your hat, what does Bill have to do with it? And who cares what he was doing with your camera. Maybe Bill IS the guy Charlie had wear the hat to the meeting and you’re trying to pull the cap over our eyes, Jim!! Maybe Charlie was telling the truth after all.

  • #4027

    Joe Bottigliere
    Participant

    How do you want to work this, Jim?

  • #4028

    Charlie James
    Participant

    What say you detective Joe? Jim’s got some gray hair and I’ve got , well, mostly gray hair so our DNA will match. Maybe it was the club shirt I sent? Anyone find a club shirt?

  • #4029

    Charlie James
    Participant

    That guy Bill is always trying to get free stuff! I bet he’s got my shirt as well as Jim’s camera!

  • #4030

    Joe Bottigliere
    Participant

    AH, HA!

  • #4036
    Jim Moloney
    Jim Moloney
    Participant

    Did Bill pay his dues? If you are going to the picnic Joe you can give me the hat then. I better write my name in it or at least “not Charlie James hat”.

  • #4038

    Joe Bottigliere
    Participant

    Tell you what. I’ll bring the hat to the BBQ. I’ll let you guys try it on. Whoever it fits will be princess for the evening (that means you do the cleanup and dishes). As for the other guy, you know what they say: “If it doesn’t fit, you’re not ligit!” (Well, that’s how I heard it.)

  • #4045

    Charlie James
    Participant

    I like that last one Jim. It’s a lot to say on a name tag though!

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